I had the crappiest day today, and it all started with wet pajamas. I don't usually wake up until 7 or even 7:30 if I'm particularly tired. Today though, at 6 I just couldn't take it anymore and started screaming. I had a leak that soaked through to my pj's and I just wasn't having it. I yelled, and screamed and YELLED some more and FINALLY Mommy came to change me. Fine, she had no idea WHY I was yelling, but that doesn't make it any less annoying. Anyway, after Mommy changed me she put me back in the crib. What was she thinking? I mean, come on. So, you guessed it, more yelling on my part. Eventually I fell back asleep only to be woken up by my grumbling tummy 20 minutes later. Once I was fed (thankfully my yelling was irritating enough to grant me escape from my prison..err..crib) it was time to play. Mommy and Daddy caught on that I wasn't going back to sleep any time soon. Things went fairly well for a while. I got to play with my Laugh and Learn house (and my sister..LOVE her) for a little bit. That house is just so cool I can't even explain it. My cousins gave it to me...they are the best. It has these little fake envelopes that I just love to chew on and wave around. SO cool.
Anyway, my next problem came up at breakfast. Now remember, I'm cranky enough as it is. Mommy gives me my sippy cup but apparently doesn't put the lid on right. Next thing you know, I'm drenched in COLD liquid. It's on the high chair tray, part of the chair and best of all my dinosaur pj's. Now I'm really annoyed. I LIKED those pj's. I got to put them on after the diaper incident. They are new. Now I have to take them off. I made sure to scream while Mommy changed me to be sure she knew how angry I was.
After nap time (which Camryn woke me up early from AGAIN) we had the luxury of visiting Mommy's school so she could get her stuff out of her classroom that belongs to her. Have you ever been to a school in the summer. Well let me tell you, it's SUPER BORING. No toys are out, furniture is all over the place. It was cold in there and everyone wanted to say hi to me. All I wanted to do was GO HOME. I made sure to whine through lunch so that Mommy and Daddy would know for sure I didn't like it there.
Next in an attempt to keep me quiet Mommy took me for a walk with sissy (that's what I call Camryn...as in sister, not as in wussy) in the stroller. She turns her head for one second, I put my hand in Camryn's mouth (ok, I admit, not a good idea) and she BIT me. Can you believe it? My sister the piranha . Lovely. Oh man did I scream after that one. Wanted to make sure everyone knew what happened.
Once we got home things were looking up. I got to play again (yup with that awesome house) and was feeling quite good. That is until Camryn BIT ME AGAIN!!! Ridiculous. Ok I put my hand in her mouth again. I wanted to see if she learned her lesson from the first time. I'll take that as a no.
Now it was dinner time..yippeeeee. Love dinner time. That went off without a hitch unitl Mommy gave me some Puffs and I started choking on one. Don't worry my safety wasn't really compromised but my eyes teared and I turned pretty red from the gagging. Really freaked the parents out on that one.
Now it was time for a walk. Not too bad except that Camryn kept taking every toy Mommy gave me Oh, and some punk kid yelled "F YOU" out the window as he drove by because he heard Mommy say he was driving way too fast. I don't know what that means, but I know it's not nice. I will never yell out my window to nice people walking when I'm a teenager.
Finally it was tubby time. I screamed for tubby time tonight. I normally love it, but I just wasn't in the mood. What can I say? I had a bad day.
Gavin
PS: Sorry, no pictures today. Nothing worth documenting in my opinion!
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3 comments:
Oh YUCK. Sorry Gavin, we hate those days over here too. Be nice to mommy today. And go make her a cosmo. She'll love you forever!
Gavin,
I little grandfatherly advice... Keep you fingers out of your sisters mouth. She will never miss such an easy opportunity.
Love
GG
VERY cute entry...I had a giggle
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